… and finally
A word of warning from our chairman.
“Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while out shopping and thought I should bring it to your attention as well. This scam is operating in the car parks of the food supermarkets in Gloucestershire. Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they’ll say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco’s. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!”
“I had my wallet stolen five times last month and twice already this month. So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.”
“The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.”
“P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are only £1.75 and look better.”